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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

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lacigreen:

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

^^

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zubat:

Always reblog the creator

zubat:

Always reblog the creator

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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY CAN OUTDRINK ME

betcheslikeme:

I’M LIKE …

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maybeitsmysmile

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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maybeitsmysmile:

vinebox:

DAMN!

Ooo Gurr ahh blahhhh! 😂

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

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mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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